Friday, August 15, 2008

Officer Fat Ass

WTF!

I seem to be a magnet for petty ass cops.


Not really sure why?

Could be the whole black thing.
Could be the hair.
Could be a combo of both.
Maybe it’s the way I mean mugg the SHYT outta them when they pass me. Who knows.
Anyway…

...I got harassed by a cop the other night while driving home. It was 11pm, and I was about two minutes from the house when I noticed this car following me. I turned around and saw a cop in a car with his lights off, creeping up behind me.

Really? That’s your mf strategy?

Po-po must think that turning their headlights off makes their vehicle invisible, because this mf thought he was the SHYT as he drove around like he was The Dark Knight. Too bad there's ENGINE NOISE that can be heard a block away, otherwise his big, bulky Dodge Intrepid would have gone by completely undetected. Or at least that's what his dumb ass would have you to believe.

This mf follows me half way down the road and onto my street. Then he drives past me, cuts me off and turns his headlights, dome lights, and that bright ass window light that shines into your face that makes you look like a member of the Chinese gymnastic squad. So now I have to act surprised…since I wasn’t supposed to notice this fat mf following me for the past several blocks.

So, big boy gets out, comes over, and says, “You know you barely stopped at that stop sign right there.” I said, “I stopped at that sign like I ALWAYS do when I turn onto MY street.” Why WOULDN’T I stop when I know I’m being followed by a petty azz cop with nothing better to do? He then tells me that it didn’t seem like I stopped “long enough” and that he has to write me a citation.

So help me understand something. First, he says I “barely stopped.” Then he says, I didn’t stop “long enough.” WTF ?! If I “barely” stab you, I STILL stabbed you. So if I barely stopped, I STILL stopped, bytch. Now, there’s a time limit on the time spent at a mf stop sign now? Nevermind the crime that surrounds my neighborhood (which seems to escalate at 11pm…conveniently as he’s pulling me over). This mf is timing me at stop signs.

Anything else, Officer Fat Ass?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

He ain't have shyt else to do that night but to harrass you (or anybody else who would have come along...surprised he wasn't somewhere chasing the ice cream truck...wit his chunky ass!!!!! Hate lazy ass, good for shyt cops. NWA says: "Fukk the Police!!!"

Anonymous said...

LMAO!

You must live in PG County.

Anonymous said...

Go to his Watch Commander and inform him that you're filing a written complaint on this officers behavior, and that you want this complaint to become a part of his permanent personnel file. Let him/her know that, if you don't get confirmation that this has been done, you will be CCing copies to the mayor/council/commission, the state attorney general, and the DOJ Civil Rights division.

Complaints filed against officers affect their promotions and raises in most cases, and works against them if their credibility is questioned in a harassment/abuse trial.

I've done this twice. I'm considered as poison to them. I've not been stopped anymore.

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