2008: In MF Review

Finally back after the long azz holiday break. Now, back to my regularly scheduled programming...

2008 was a rough azz year. Some years are so rough, that you just need to bury them. The worse the year, the deeper the hole. 2008 needs to be buried so far down that you reach China. As a matter of fact, 2008 should be GIVEN to China in return for all those fukked up products they give us.

With so many targets, it was hard for me to decide on which four to focus. But I managed to do it. So, here's my personal list of the shyt in 2008 I could have done without.

McCain/Palin - No surprise here. These two global fukk ups topped everyone's 2008 shyt list. Family drama, straight up lies, undercover racism,...you name it, they did it. But what I despise most about the entire McCain/Palin campaign....that damn word.

MAVERICK

Ugh!! It's the type of word that makes you wanna cut yourself. Every time someone said it, you just wanted to slap a child. MAVERICK. It's the reason I drink now. The word should be outlawed across the country. Obama should see to this. Even the NBA should have to rename the Dallas Mavericks.


Dallas Cowboys - Speaking of Dallas, no one sports franchise stayed in the news more...for all the WRONG reasons. If it wasn't T.O. and his diva-like attitude, it was Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. Then it was Pacman Jones and his never-ending bouts with law enforcement. Who outside of Dallas gives a fukk? With an owner that spent more time ON the field than Roy Williams, they seem to grab more headlines than the teams that actually won. And who the fukk deemed them "America's Team," anyway?


T-Pain - Yeah, T-Pain made the list. Not because he's not talented. He's extremely talented. But because, I couldn't go ANYWHERE or do ANYTHING without hearing this mfs voice on a song. This mf went into media overload. Radio, tv, videos, downloads, make it stop!! What puts him on the list is the previously mentioned things and the simple fact that um....what he's doing is being packaged and marketed as ORIGINAL. Get the FUKK outta here.

You mean to tell me NOBODY gon' tell this mf that just over a decade ago, Teddy Riley did that vocoder/auto-tune shyt he does now. And Roger Troutman before Teddy. My mother still brings up shyt I did as a child. Really, America?! Your memory's THAT mf short?

Reality TV - Where do I start with this shyt? Wifeswap, Momma's Boy, and The Bachelor. This is what tv has become? Hell's Kitchen, Dancing with the Stars, and the Keyshia Cole Show? And folks are HOOKED on this bullshyt. Whose reality is this?

Mfs yellin' at you while you cook, one dude in a house full of random willing chicks, and finally, Frankie and Nefeteria (really?! just like cafeteria) shakin' their azzes and arguing every mf chance they get. Wake up mfs. This ain't reality of any kind. The winners are picked before-hand, and the day-to-day happenings are staged and edited. I'd rather watch a show with real actors. At least THAT's real.